"Jesus settled down for a nap." Luke 8:23 (NLT)
The Protestant work ethic is fine, but it should be balanced with the Protestant nap ethic.
While on the earth, Jesus got tired. While on the earth, you will get tired.
Jesus napped. You should nap.
I really don't want to complicate this blog post with an argument about the Greek word for "nap," though that probably would help you fall asleep. I do want to keep this blog post short as the longer you read it, the more nap time you are wasting. And, since people really like three-point sermons, here it goes:
1. Lie down or sit down.
2. Close your eyes.