Serious Help for Silly “Pastors”

Apparently, the word “pastor” is no longer fashionable for some—especially those who are young, arty, hip, cool, and/or are deeply committed to the trinity of skinny jeans, deep v-necks, and frosted hair. Subsequently, this tribe of “pastors” spends a lot of their time and mental energy trying to create for themselves innovative/cutting-edge/avant-garde/unique/relevant/hip/creative new titles. The result is often silly. But, since silly “pastors” need help, too, I thought I would save them a ton of time by creating a handy dandy chart (you’re welcome). All you need to do is pick one word from each list. While you are at it, I’d love to know your favorite on Facebook and Twitter.

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